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8:48pm April 23, 2014
technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

8:47pm April 23, 2014
upgraders:

hello fellow regular kids whats up

upgraders:

hello fellow regular kids whats up

8:47pm April 23, 2014

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

8:46pm April 23, 2014
viria:

eeereri:

summoner-venganza:

lendra-chan:

cishet:

no fuckin heteros allowed in these waters


Perfect how fitting

I’m not into yaoi but the “Get in the pool” GIF got me good XD

are you insinuating that free! is a yaoi

are you insinuating that it isn’t

viria:

eeereri:

summoner-venganza:

lendra-chan:

cishet:

no fuckin heteros allowed in these waters

Perfect how fitting

I’m not into yaoi but the “Get in the pool” GIF got me good XD

are you insinuating that free! is a yaoi

are you insinuating that it isn’t

8:43pm April 23, 2014

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

8:43pm April 23, 2014

im a terrible actor omg why did I even audition aparently I really need more confidence but like I’m sorry it’s real fuckin easy to suddenly forget all your anxieties and worries and insecurities suddenly ug sorry

8:06pm April 23, 2014

sextposts:

fiendofspace:

geometricdeathtrap:

*brings plastic knife to a gang fight*

Brittle, cheap plastic knives are actually pretty great weapons if you file the end down to a point, you can stab someone and then torque your wrist to shatter the plastic blade inside the wound. It’s pretty effective if you do it near a joint or in the gut as those places move a lot and cause the broken shards to shift around.

oh my god

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7:45pm April 23, 2014

lychgate:

i was in class today and the fire alarm went off so everyone in the giant building had to flood out. some water cooler thing overheated or something and  caused a lot of smoke, point is, when we finally got to go back in i headed over to the group of hot firefighters and chatted it up with them

so did things get
hot

7:43pm April 23, 2014

queerliterarysuperhero:

ursxc:

swiftingthrough:

cheekyanthony:

swiftingthrough:

period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff

periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating

i will bleed on everything you love

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7:42pm April 23, 2014

crazysience:

Me before social events

7:40pm April 23, 2014
capsher:

half-blood-precious:

Can we all take a moment to pray for Ironman’s suit in 1978 😂

dont you mean super dildo

capsher:

half-blood-precious:

Can we all take a moment to pray for Ironman’s suit in 1978 😂

dont you mean super dildo

7:39pm April 23, 2014

shuckl:

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

7:39pm April 23, 2014
ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

7:38pm April 23, 2014
7:35pm April 23, 2014

idontevenknowokay:

umyeahhiimdave:

strangeparking:

can you imagine one day logging in and

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i wouldnt know what to do

"shit did i post an opinion"